That you could be feeling
A whole lot better then you feel today
You say you got a problem
It's super easy not to feel that way
When you start to get confused
Because of thoughts in your head
Don't feel those feelings
Turn it off, like a light switch
It's a cool little Mormon trick
When you're feeling certain feels
That just don't feel right
Treat those pesky feelings like a reading light
Like a light switch, just go "bap"
Really, whats so hard about that?
Would treat my mom real bad
Every time the Utah Jazz would lose
How am I gonna keep my mom from getting abused?
I'd see her all scared and my soul was dying
My dad would say to me, "Now, don't you dare start crying"
It's our nifty little Mormon trick
My sister was a dancer, but she got cancer
The doctor said she still had two months more
I thought she had time, so I got in line
For the new iPhone at the Apple Store
She lay there dying with my father and mother
Her very last words were "Where is my brother?"
Bid those sad feelings adieu
The fear I might get cancer too
When I was in fifth grade
I had a friend, Steve Blade (ooh, Steve Blade)
He and I were close as two friends could be (we could be close)
And soon I would discover (wow)
I was having really strange feelings for Steve
I thought about us, on a deserted island (we're all alone)
We'd swim naked in the sea
There it's gone (good for you)
Boys should be with girls
That's heavenly father's plan
So if you ever feel you'd rather be with a man
Well, Elder McKinley, I think it's okay that you're having gay thoughts
Just so long as you never act upon them
No, 'cause then you're just keeping it down
Like a dimmer switch on low (on low)
Thinking nobody needs to know (uh oh)
So just realize you have a curable curse
And turn it off (turn it off)
Then you've only got yourself to blame
You didn't pretend hard enough
Imagine that your brain is made of tiny boxes
And find the box that's gay and crush it
No, no, I'm not having gay thoughts
Like a light switch just go click (click click)
What a cool little Mormon trick (trick trick)
When you're feeling certain feelings
That just don't seem right (don't seem right)
Treat those pesky feelings like a reading light (a reading light)
Turn it off (like a light switch on a cord)
Turn it, turn it, turn it, turn it
Turn it, turn it, turn it, turn it