So you want to be a rock 'n' roll star?
Then listen now to what I say
Just get an electric guitar
And with your hair swung right
Then it's time to go downtown
Where the agent man won't let you down
Sell your soul to the company
Who are waiting there to sell plastic ware
The girls'll tear you apart
The price you paid for your riches and fame
Was it all a strange game?
The money, the fame, the public acclaim
Don't forget what you are
You're a rock 'n' roll star!