Sleep walking through the all-nite drug store
Baptized in fluorescent light
I found religion in the greeting card aisle
Now I know hallmark was right
And every pop song on the radio
Is suddenly speaking to me
'Cuz you've been gone exactly two weeks
And let's just say that things look different now
Different in so many ways
You are like a phone booth
That I somehow stumbled into
I am just like everybody else
If I was dressed in my best defenses
Would you agree to meet me for coffee
If I did my tricks with smoke and mirrors
Would you still know which one was me
If I was naked and screaming
Would you turn on the light and come down
Screaming, there's the asshole
You are like a phone booth
That I somehow stumbled into
I am just like everybody else
Yeah you've been gone exactly two weeks
And now I'm a different person
Different in so many ways
Tell me what did you like about me
And don't say my strength and daring
'Cuz now I think I'm at your mercy
And it's my first time for this kind of thing
I would swoop down and save me
But you are like a phone booth
That I somehow stumbled into
I am just like everybody else