If you'd have told me a year ago
That I'd be locked inside of my home
I would have told you a year ago
Interesting, now leave me alone
Sorry that I look like a mess
I booked a haircut but it got rescheduled
Robert's been a little depressed, no
And so today I'm gonna try just
Might not help, but still, it couldn't hurt
I'm sitting down, writing jokes
But look, I made you some content
Daddy made you your favorite