I want an air conditioner
And all the money I can see
I want to drive a Lincoln
Spend my evenings drinking
I want a yacht for sailing
My wife if She's a bit too free
I've been told ever since a boy
that's what one aught to be
Who'll take dictation on my knee
Don't want to have to ration
A thing with anyone but me
And if there's war or famine
The details if they're on TV
I'll pretend to be liberal but I'll still support the GOP,