Marked the date on the wall
To remind myself to celebrate
They made plans to be together
Damn right I've got objections
But it's awful too late now
Yeah, the cans are on the limo
And the rice is on the ground
They're headed for the islands
But hell I'm already gone
Here's to happy ever after
And here's to balls and chains
And here's to all us haters
Of old lovers new last names
And gettin' right where I belong
Yeah I knew that it was over
When I heard those wedding bells
That preacher was my jailer
Now this bottle is my bail
So much for all that prayin',
Her I do would be I don't
Here's to happy ever after
And here's to balls and chains
And here's to all us haters
Of old lovers new last names
And gettin' right where I belong
So to hell with her and him
And the white horse the rode out on
WRITERS
Casey Beathard, Eric Church, Jeff Hyde, Jeremy Crady