it was the middle of spring
contiplating what summer will bring
we started talkin about girls
and it was the funniest thing
as I started to remember some of the funniest things
she caught my eye the very second that she passed me
then she started to harass me
she called all night long
I had to buy a brand new phone
to have a mouth like that should be a felony
wouldn't believe half the shit that she was tellin me
she used to talk like she was drunk
and after that was tiffany
the one with the cute cousin
but that didn't mean shit to me
he tried to catch us all the time
but I was just too god damn smooth
and I can't forget to mention Carrie
but that situation quickly got scary
'cause after 2 dates she was like lets get married
can you believe that shit?
I had to pack my bags and move!
they say I gotta change my evil ways
and I'm workin hard at it every day but
I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin not to
if love is just a game that people play
and practice make perfect is what they say but
I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin not to
I'll always remember Monica
she'd always give me gifts for Chanukkah
to met her folks she'd try and make me rock a yarmulke
but she looked so damn good
she almost made my ass convert
and after that there was Lisa
she had a twin sister, Teresa
I bumped into them at Cam's gettin pizza
the greatest night of my life
schleps to rock that kill to birds
she had the stankest breath in North America,
I tryed to slip her tic tacs
but they were scared of her
I always had to plug my nose
And I suppose your know the sister
shoot, I swear by hand and God
but she got a lot of blisters
you think she had walked from Boca Raton
they say I gotta change my evil ways
and I'm workin hard at it every day but
I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin not to
if love is just a game that people play
and practice make perfect is what they say but
I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin not to
I used to make her bring me asprin
I'm doin fine thanks for askin
I even tried to make a muzzle
but her mouth would just not quit
I hate to bring her up again
in "that girls a dog" song
yea the poster girl for Paxil
almost made me lose my grip
she used to sniff like a fist full
one time she chased me down the street with a pistol
she tried to say I took her stash
she bugged out and tried to kill my ass
and so I ripped up all the letters that she sent me
then it was back to my evil ways
they say I gotta change my evil ways
and I'm workin hard at it every day but
I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin not to
if love is just a game that people play
and practice make perfect is what they say but
I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin not to
(travis does a freestyle scat boxing)
they say I gotta change my evil ways
and I'm workin hard at it every day but
I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin not to
if love is just a game that people play
and practice make perfect is what they say but
I seem to make the same mistakes that I'm tryin not to