Sweet sixteen goes to church
Laughs and screams and giggles
And turns her head awhile
But everybody knows she's
Only putting on the style
She's putting on the agony
That's what all the young folks
I sometimes have to smile
Seeing all the young folks
Well the young man in the hot rod car
With a pair of yellow gloves
He's borrowed from his dad
He makes it roar so lively
Just to make his girlfriend smile
He's putting on the agony
That's what all the young folks
I sometimes have to smile
Seeing all the young folks
Puts the folks all in a fright
Now you might think it's satan
That's a-coming down the aisle
But it's only our poor preacher boys
That's putting on his style
That's what all the young folks
I sometimes have to smile
Seeing all the young folks
That's what all the young folks
I sometimes have to smile
Seeing all the young folks
That's what all the young folks
I sometimes have to smile
Seeing all the young folks
MY OLD MAN'S A DUSTMAN - 31/03/1960
4 weeks at #1 - 13 weeks on chart
Now here's a little story
Some people make a fortune
My old man don't earn much
In fact he's bloomin' skint
Oh my old man's a dustman
He wears cor blimey trousers
And he lives in a council flat
In his great big hob nailed boots
He's got such a job to pull 'em up
That he calls 'em daisy roots
Some folks give tips at christmas
So when he picks their bins up
He spills some on the step
Now one old man got nasty
Next time my old man went round there
He punched him up the throat
Oh my old man's a dustman
He wears cor blimey trousers
And he lives in a council flat
I found a police dog in my dustbin
(How do you know it was a police dog)
He had a policeman with him
Though my old mans a dustman
You're getting past your prime
He said well when you get my age
It 'elps to pass the time
Oh my old man's a dustman
He wears cor blimey trousers
And he lives in a council flat
My dustbin's full of lilies
(Well throw'em away then)
I can't lily's wearing 'em
Now one day whilst in a hurry
He hadn't gone but a few yards
When she chased after him
What game d'you think you're playing
She cried right from the 'art
You've missed me am I too late
Oh my old man's a dustman
He wears cor blimey trousers
And he lives in a council flat
My dustbin's absolutely full with toadstools
(How d'you know it's full)
Cuz there's not mushroom inside
He found a tiger's head one day
Nailed to a piece of wood
The tiger looked quite miserable
Just then from out the window
He said Oy where's me tigers head
Oh my old man's a dustman
He wears cor blimey trousers
And he lives in a council flat
Next time you see a dustman
Don't kick him in the dustbin