You're always up to no good
Your fingers in my cookie jar
You can have my checkbook, visa and my master card too
Ain't no price to high for what you do
I would push your bail-bonds when cash was tight
I could be the apple of your eye
My new favorite thing to do
Is wasting my time on a bum like you
My new favorite thing to do
Is wasting my time on a bum like you
Your car's a dump and you're broke
I never liked them fancy guys
But your story's acting out of sight
I would push your bail-bonds when cash was tight
I could be the apple of your eye
Let's just do it right now
My new favorite thing to do
Is wasting my time on a bum like you
My new favorite thing to do
Is wasting my time on you
My new favorite thing to do
Is wasting my time on a bum like you
My new favorite thing to do
Is wasting my time on a bum like you
You're always up to no good
You catch on like a bonfire
Every single worn out line is shiny and new
I never met a sweeter liar
I'd would knit you mittens and make you pie
I could be the apple of your eye
Let's just do it right now
My new favorite thing to do
Is wasting my time on a bum like you
My new favorite thing to do
Is wasting my time on a bum like you
My new favorite thing to do
Is wasting my time on a bum like you
My new favorite thing to do
Is wasting my time on a bum like you
Is wasting my time on a bum like you
Is wasting my time on a bum like you